The Wolverine.com's John Borton razzes Brady Hoke in latest offering

John Borton, editor of The Wolverine.com, had wit intact while writing his latest, a poke at Brady Hoke's injury updates, or lack thereof. Is Devin Funchess playing? Don't bother asking! 

John Borton, editor of The Wolverine.com, had wit intact while writing his latest, a poke at Brady Hoke's injury updates, or lack thereof. Is Devin Funchess playing? Don't bother asking! 

John Borton's been around Michigan for some time. He's a knowledgeable writer with a funny side, too, evidenced by his latest contribution to The Wolverine.com (pay to play)

In the piece, Borton lays out a fictitious dialogue between coach Brady Hoke and his wife, Laura. Spare ribs, Gary Moeller's nose pressed against a screen door and a nice mention of Rich Rodriguez highlight the funny read. 

Mmm. Breakfast. Enjoy. 

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